Are simple.
1. don’t write shit
2. don’t even THINK about writing shit
3. if you write shit, i will find you, and stalk you, and force feed you with your own words
And you will spout nothing but purple prose and no one will ever understand you. And they will get pissed because it takes you five minutes to describe that cheeseburger you want at macdonalds during lunch hour.
And that is why i always call my eyes orbs that glisten in the sun that hold such depth that you could drown in them, and you will hold out your chiseled arms of ivory and hold my petite frame close to you, and love will pour from your lips.
And then I’d commit seppuku.
(That’s because I write shit.)
